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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,050th
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Let it be what couldn't have been
King Alexandrel III
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Woschia

Population9.154 billion

CapitalWischiniew
LeaderKing Alexandrel III
FaithWoschian Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyWoschian Koruna
AnimalEagle

The Kingdom of Woschia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Alexandrel III with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.154 billion Woschians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wischiniew. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woschiak economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Woschian Korunas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 109,334 Woschian Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woschia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Woschian Orthodox Christianity.

Woschia is ranked 106,736th in the world and 6,040th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,294thMost Cultured: 12,862ndHighest Food Quality: 14,644thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,927thMost Developed: 16,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,976thMost Inclusive: 17,408thNudest: 18,769thSmartest Citizens: 19,210thBest Weather: 22,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,200thMost Devout: 26,013thMost Politically Free: 27,206thMost Efficient Economies: 27,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,770thHighest Economic Output: 29,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,140th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 278th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 497th in the regionMost Politically Free: 500th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 568th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 672nd in the regionMost Cultured: 724th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 857th in the regionNudest: 860th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 990th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,000th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,018th in the regionMost Developed: 1,027th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,028th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,083rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,172nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woschia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Woschia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Woschia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Woschia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Woschia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Woschia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Woschia ceased to exist in Europe.
  • : Woschia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Woschia's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Woschia relocated from Osiris to Europe.

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