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The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worst Cabinet Aide's Den. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

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Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", Worst Cabinet Aide has designated Worst Cabinet Aide's Den as its capital city, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worst Cabinet Aide's national animal is the Worst Cabinet Aide.

Worst Cabinet Aide is ranked 241,528^th in the world and 47^th in Liberlandia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.