The Eldritch Delivery Service of Wormfodder Delivery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Boss Deliveryworm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.291 billion Worms are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesome economy, worth 129 trillion Wormfodders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,115 Wormfodders, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wormfodder Delivery's national animal is the Worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Vermis Invictus.

Wormfodder Delivery is ranked 240,893^rd in the world and 29^th in The Merchants Guild for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.85 law-abiding acts per hour.