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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 749thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,023rd
The Eldritch Delivery Service of
Corporate Police State
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Boss Deliveryworm
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Wormfodder Delivery

Population1.291 billion

CapitalCentral Office
LeaderBoss Deliveryworm
FaithCult of Vermis Invictus


The Eldritch Delivery Service of Wormfodder Delivery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Boss Deliveryworm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.291 billion Worms are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesome economy, worth 129 trillion Wormfodders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,115 Wormfodders, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wormfodder Delivery's national animal is the Worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Vermis Invictus.

Wormfodder Delivery is ranked 240,893rd in the world and 29th in The Merchants Guild for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.85 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 749thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,023rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,634thFattest Citizens: 1,660thHighest Crime Rates: 1,866thNudest: 2,310thTop
Most Avoided: 2,429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,171stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,385thTop
Most Armed: 12,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,330thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,105thMost Primitive: 19,538th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the region

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