The Eldritch Delivery Service of Wormfodder Delivery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Boss Deliveryworm with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.728 billion Wifworms are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesome economy, worth 271 trillion Value in Bartering Goods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 99,482 Value in Bartering Goods, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics, sweet-toothed Wifworms have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wormfodder Delivery's national animal is the Pet Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Vermis Invictus.

Wormfodder Delivery is ranked 266,266^th in the world and 11^th in The Merchants Guild for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.