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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178thLargest Gambling Industry: 794thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,097th
The Eldritch Delivery Service of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Boss Deliveryworm
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Wormfodder Delivery

Population2.728 billion

CapitalCentral Office
LeaderBoss Deliveryworm
FaithCult of Vermis Invictus

CurrencyValue in Bartering Goods
AnimalPet Slime

The Eldritch Delivery Service of Wormfodder Delivery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Boss Deliveryworm with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.728 billion Wifworms are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesome economy, worth 271 trillion Value in Bartering Goods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 99,482 Value in Bartering Goods, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics, sweet-toothed Wifworms have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wormfodder Delivery's national animal is the Pet Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Vermis Invictus.

Wormfodder Delivery is ranked 266,266th in the world and 11th in The Merchants Guild for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178thLargest Gambling Industry: 794thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,097thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,578thFattest Citizens: 1,666thNudest: 1,762ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,904thMost Avoided: 2,453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,606thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,376thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,935thMost Armed: 10,208thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,339thMost Primitive: 21,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,458thLargest Black Market: 26,228th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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