The Higher Empire of Workers Mancunia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Sans The Benevolent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.724 billion Mancunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Sansberg. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mancunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,134 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust", unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Mancunia's national animal is the Cade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sansism.

Workers Mancunia is ranked 18,322^nd in the world and 19^th in Karma for Highest Average Incomes, with 168,134.66 Standard Monetary Units.