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Largest Mining Sector: 7,684thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,765th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
More honey!
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Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Worker bee 1

Population9.063 billion

Currencyhoney
Animalbee larvae

The Colony of Worker bee 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.063 billion Worker bee 1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Worker bee 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,900 honeys, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Worker bee 1ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and fish with fish chips have become the new Worker bee 1ian food staple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worker bee 1's national animal is the bee larvae, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Worker bee 1 is ranked 22,086th in the world and 2nd in Bee hive for Most Stationary, with 1,527.38737663812 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 7,684thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,765thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,238thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,787thMost Stationary: 22,086thLargest Black Market: 22,365thHighest Economic Output: 27,993rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, fish with fish chips have become the new Worker bee 1ian food staple.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Worker bee 1ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, sweet-toothed Worker bee 1ians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bee Larvae Dung" has been declared a national treasure.

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