Population | 9.063 billion |
Currency | honey |
Animal | bee larvae |
The Colony of Worker bee 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.063 billion Worker bee 1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Worker bee 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,900 honeys, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Worker bee 1ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and fish with fish chips have become the new Worker bee 1ian food staple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worker bee 1's national animal is the bee larvae, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Worker bee 1 is ranked 22,086th in the world and 2nd in Bee hive for Most Stationary, with 1,527.38737663812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, fish with fish chips have become the new Worker bee 1ian food staple.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Worker bee 1ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, sweet-toothed Worker bee 1ians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, copyright laws have been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in Worker bee 1, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bee Larvae Dung" has been declared a national treasure.