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Nudest: 1,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,176th
The 📚 Novel of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I know words, I have the best words
Wordy ღ
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Wordy

Population14.471 billion

CapitalBadinage
LeaderWordy ღ
FaithDESUism

CurrencyRimestock
AnimalHellbender

The 📚 Novel of Wordy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wordy ღ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.471 billion Nepheliad have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badinage. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dapatical economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Rimestocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 93,754 Rimestocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion makes people horny, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, third world countries are rich in "I Love Badinage" t-shirts, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wordy's national animal is the Hellbender, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DESUism.

Wordy is ranked 43,903rd in the world and 88th in Yggdrasil for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,132.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Nudest: 1,333rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,558thBest Weather: 9,180thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,618thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,249thLowest Crime Rates: 15,182ndHighest Economic Output: 15,352ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,582ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,779thHealthiest Citizens: 20,608thHighest Food Quality: 20,955thLargest Populations: 21,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,085thMost Secular: 24,365thSmartest Citizens: 25,311thLargest Governments: 25,461stMost Developed: 25,578th
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Nudest: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wordy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, third world countries are rich in "I Love Badinage" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Wordy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Wordy, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.

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