The 📚 Novel of Wordy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wordy ღ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.471 billion Nepheliad have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badinage. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dapatical economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Rimestocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 93,754 Rimestocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion makes people horny, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, third world countries are rich in "I Love Badinage" t-shirts, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wordy's national animal is the Hellbender, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DESUism.

Wordy is ranked 43,903^rd in the world and 88^th in Yggdrasil for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,132.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.