The United States of WOOOs is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 334 million WOOOsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The WOOOsian economy, worth 20.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,801 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. WOOOs's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

WOOOs is ranked 112,587^th in the world and 5,305^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 55.82 on the Human Development Index.