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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,628thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,910thRudest Citizens: 1,949th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wooooah!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Wooooah

Population5.674 billion

CurrencyWoo
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Empire of Wooooah is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.674 billion Wooooahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooooahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Woos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,041 Woos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and there's a mortuary next to every Wooooahian restaurant. Crime is totally unknown. Wooooah's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooooah is ranked 186,698th in the world and 8,351st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,628thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,910thRudest Citizens: 1,949thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,546thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,140thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,997thFattest Citizens: 5,959thHighest Average Incomes: 8,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,181stLargest Black Market: 10,014thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,994thMost Cultured: 14,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,325thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,864thHighest Economic Output: 16,341stSmartest Citizens: 16,716thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,874thMost Devout: 17,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,199thMost Stationary: 17,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,672ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,803rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,860thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,515thHighest Drug Use: 20,551stLargest Governments: 20,554th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 112th in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 191st in the regionFattest Citizens: 211th in the regionLargest Black Market: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Stationary: 423rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 511th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 530th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 549th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 688th in the regionMost Devout: 721st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 727th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 736th in the regionMost Cultured: 745th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 756th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 760th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 778th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 799th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 833rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Wooooah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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