by Max Barry

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Woonsocket was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 281
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 123rd
The Big Bull of
Left-Leaning College State
The Big Bull has spoken!
Bull Schmidt
Influence
Apprentice
Chief Executive Emeritus
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Woonsocket

Population39.244 billion

CapitalWooncow City
LeaderBull Schmidt
FaithBovinity

CurrencyMoolah
AnimalBull

The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.244 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 17,706 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 451,195 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead, the digital money revolution has cashed out, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 98,540th in the world and 480th in 10000 Islands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.71 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 133rdHighest Economic Output: 138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177thLargest Publishing Industry: 220thLargest Mining Sector: 224thMost Influential: 233rdLargest Insurance Industry: 250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 329thSmartest Citizens: 506thHighest Average Incomes: 585thLargest Populations: 800thLargest Retail Industry: 998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,088thRudest Citizens: 1,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,233rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,246thMost Efficient Economies: 1,373rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,035thMost Developed: 2,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,437thLargest Black Market: 2,702ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,130thHealthiest Citizens: 3,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,609thHighest Food Quality: 5,784thNudest: 5,787thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,889thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,992ndLargest Governments: 8,342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,525thMost Armed: 11,619thMost Cultured: 11,913thMost Stationary: 12,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,087thSafest: 12,347thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,487thMost Secular: 21,265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,329thMost Avoided: 21,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,961st
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionNudest: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 93rd in the regionMost Stationary: 102nd in the regionMost Armed: 103rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.

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