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Most Efficient Economies: 23rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th
The Big Bull of
New York Times Democracy
Welcome to the Islands Paradise!
Bull Schmidt
Influence
Apprentice
Chief Executive Emeritus
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Woonsocket

Population32.762 billion

CapitalWooncow City
LeaderBull Schmidt
FaithBovinity

CurrencyMoolah
AnimalBull

The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.762 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 14,105 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 430,546 Moolahs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the justice of Woonsocket is considered superior to that of other nations, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 144,635th in the world and 730th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 7.58 Obesity Rate.

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Most Efficient Economies: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105thMost Influential: 117thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 126thHighest Economic Output: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thLargest Publishing Industry: 164thLargest Mining Sector: 165thHighest Disposable Incomes: 181stLargest Insurance Industry: 260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 278thSmartest Citizens: 358thHighest Average Incomes: 408thLargest Retail Industry: 441stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 471stRudest Citizens: 793rdLargest Populations: 848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 848thLargest Black Market: 946thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 994thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,652ndTop
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Most Avoided: 2,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,951stNudest: 3,713thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,846thMost Developed: 5,223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,853rdTop
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Largest Governments: 9,973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,161stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,186thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,482ndMost Armed: 15,601stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,824th
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the justice of Woonsocket is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.

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