Most Efficient Economies: 31st Most Influential: 58th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd
The Big Bull of
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10,000 Islands - the Island Paradise!
Bull Schmidt
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The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.573 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 12,005 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,419 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Woonsocketeers, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Woonsocket are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 159,816th in the world and 1,581st in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 1.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Efficient Economies: 31stMost Influential: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62ndLargest Retail Industry: 118thHighest Economic Output: 129thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 131stLargest Mining Sector: 144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 183rdSmartest Citizens: 189thLargest Publishing Industry: 241stHighest Poor Incomes: 245thHighest Average Incomes: 255thRudest Citizens: 295thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336thLargest Insurance Industry: 339thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 583rdLargest Black Market: 810thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 924thNudest: 958thLargest Populations: 972ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,066thSafest: 1,080thTop
Most Avoided: 1,678thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,357thMost Developed: 2,573rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,586thLargest Governments: 2,894thHealthiest Citizens: 3,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,286thLowest Crime Rates: 4,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,474thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,887thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,169thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,219thMost Stationary: 10,567thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,394th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Woonsocket are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Woonsocketeers.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.


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