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Woolly Rhinoceros

Population1.976 billion

CapitalMammoth Steppe
LeaderBehemoth Horn
FaithGalleon's Lap

Currencyivory coin
AnimalWoolly Hippopotamus

The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Behemoth Horn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.976 billion Woolly Rhinos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mammoth Steppe. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhino economy, worth 245 trillion ivory coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,291 ivory coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the children of Woolly Rhinoceros are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolly Rhinoceros's national animal is the Woolly Hippopotamus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galleon's Lap.

Woolly Rhinoceros is ranked 179,757th in the world and 8th in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Authoritarian, with 330.15 milliStalins.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,557thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,636thNicest Citizens: 3,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,141stMost Pacifist: 6,484thHealthiest Citizens: 6,529thSafest: 7,123rdMost Cultured: 7,169thBest Weather: 7,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,904thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,442ndMost Inclusive: 8,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,694thMost Developed: 9,823rdSmartest Citizens: 10,602ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,604thMost Secular: 14,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,445thLargest Governments: 18,858thMost Politically Free: 20,776thHighest Average Incomes: 20,973rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,290th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

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