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Largest Mining Sector: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55thLargest Black Market: 58th
The Academic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Non Torsii Subligarium
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Woollevia

Population27.043 billion

CapitalWoolham
LeaderHis Royal Swellness
FaithOur Lady of the Red Ball

Currencylugnut
Animalkraken

The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.043 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 17,281 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 639,046 lugnuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,198,420 per year while the poor average 71,711, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Woollevia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Woolham. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 15,662nd in the world and 683rd in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 17.79 Bank.

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Largest Mining Sector: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55thLargest Black Market: 58thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 96thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106thHighest Economic Output: 120thHighest Average Incomes: 121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125thMost Corrupt Governments: 146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162ndMost Patriotic: 210thMost Avoided: 222ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 313thMost Armed: 361stMost Subsidized Industry: 537thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 544thMost Efficient Economies: 674thFattest Citizens: 674thLargest Agricultural Sector: 680thLargest Gambling Industry: 841stLargest Governments: 978thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,305thMost Primitive: 1,602ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,854thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,981stLargest Populations: 3,534thNudest: 4,532ndMost Conservative: 4,708thLowest Crime Rates: 5,132ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,330thRudest Citizens: 5,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,570thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,412thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,662ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,390th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 75th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Conservative: 129th in the regionNudest: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 189th in the regionRudest Citizens: 231st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 282nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 289th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 342nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 422nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 461st in the regionMost Extreme: 588th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 621st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 683rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Woolham.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Woollevia are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Woollevian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.

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