The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.043 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 17,281 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 639,046 lugnuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,198,420 per year while the poor average 71,711, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Woollevia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Woolham. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 15,662^nd in the world and 683^rd in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 17.79 Bank.