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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56thLargest Mining Sector: 61st
The Academic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Non Torsii Subligarium
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Woollevia

Population29.11 billion

CapitalWoolham
LeaderHis Royal Swellness
FaithOur Lady of the Red Ball

Currencylugnut
Animalkraken

The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.11 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 18,707 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 642,648 lugnuts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,703,850 per year while the poor average 27,070, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Woollevian doors require a Ph.D. to open, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 117th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 17,615.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56thLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Black Market: 74thLargest Insurance Industry: 97thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 117thHighest Economic Output: 123rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 127thHighest Average Incomes: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Avoided: 224thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 290thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345thMost Armed: 401stMost Patriotic: 491stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 541stFattest Citizens: 612thMost Efficient Economies: 704thMost Subsidized Industry: 723rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 777thLargest Gambling Industry: 789thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,039thLargest Governments: 1,054thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,433rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,151stMost Primitive: 2,191stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,945thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,022ndLargest Populations: 3,500thRudest Citizens: 4,072ndNudest: 4,594thLargest Retail Industry: 5,119thLowest Crime Rates: 5,639thMost Conservative: 9,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,526thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,036thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,813thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 24,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,210thMost Authoritarian: 27,688th
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 74th in the regionMost Primitive: 87th in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 131st in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 186th in the regionRudest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Conservative: 260th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 271st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 406th in the regionMost Extreme: 441st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 507th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 699th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woollevia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, Woollevian doors require a Ph.D. to open.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, priests roam the streets with child-catcher nets.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Woollevia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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