The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.11 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 18,707 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 642,648 lugnuts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,703,850 per year while the poor average 27,070, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Woollevian doors require a Ph.D. to open, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 117^th in the world and 8^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 17,615.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.