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Largest Mining Sector: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th
The Academic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Non Torsii Subligarium
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Woollevia

Population26.141 billion

CapitalWoolham
LeaderHis Royal Swellness
FaithOur Lady of the Red Ball

Currencylugnut
Animalkraken

The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.141 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 16,299 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 623,526 lugnuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,983,230 per year while the poor average 149,246, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Woollevia, contestants on Woollevia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 1,661st in the world and 95th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 200,152.1 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64thLargest Black Market: 68thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113thLargest Insurance Industry: 115thHighest Average Incomes: 129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thHighest Economic Output: 140thMost Avoided: 243rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 323rdMost Armed: 405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 538thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 557thLargest Agricultural Sector: 583rdFattest Citizens: 610thMost Subsidized Industry: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 698thLargest Gambling Industry: 883rdLargest Governments: 1,026thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,306thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,311thMost Primitive: 1,404thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,661stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,335thLargest Populations: 3,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,008thNudest: 4,854thLowest Crime Rates: 5,333rdRudest Citizens: 6,187thLargest Retail Industry: 6,286thMost Conservative: 8,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,897thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,323rdMost Authoritarian: 15,532ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,578th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionMost Primitive: 72nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 191st in the regionNudest: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 221st in the regionMost Conservative: 269th in the regionRudest Citizens: 295th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 315th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 441st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 537th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 581st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, contestants on Woollevia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Woollevia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Woollevia.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, Woollevian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Woollevia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.

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