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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 14th
The Glorious Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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WooShell
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Woolitania

Population33.193 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.193 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,537 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,468 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

WooShell's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 222,427th in the world and 405th in Forest for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -91.21 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 14thMost Cheerful Citizens: 37thHealthiest Citizens: 40thMost Developed: 65thLongest Average Lifespans: 79thSmartest Citizens: 99thMost Secular: 112thMost Pacifist: 120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 175thNicest Citizens: 203rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 331stHighest Economic Output: 399thHighest Crime Rates: 464thMost Inclusive: 506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 531stHighest Disposable Incomes: 598thMost Efficient Economies: 866thHighest Poor Incomes: 976thLargest Populations: 1,451stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,683rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,847thTop
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Best Weather: 2,299thRudest Citizens: 3,908thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,375thLargest Governments: 7,422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,607thTop
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Most Influential: 16,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,622nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, WooShell's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, calling dibs is an unalienable right.

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