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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 18th
The Glorious Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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WooShell
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Woolitania

Population34.571 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.571 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,037 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,261 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the official Woolitanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 38,176th in the world and 134th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 540.40595969552 Days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 18thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 46thMost Developed: 72ndLongest Average Lifespans: 89thSmartest Citizens: 114thMost Pacifist: 127thMost Secular: 129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 145thLeast Corrupt Governments: 217thNicest Citizens: 220thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 284thMost Scientifically Advanced: 360thHighest Economic Output: 410thHighest Crime Rates: 516thHighest Disposable Incomes: 581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 616thMost Inclusive: 626thMost Efficient Economies: 903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,262ndLargest Populations: 1,414thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,447thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,545thHighest Average Incomes: 1,742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,979thTop
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Best Weather: 2,681stRudest Citizens: 4,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,179thLargest Governments: 7,416thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,100thTop
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Most Influential: 15,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,052ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,743rd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the official Woolitanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Woolitania City Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.

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