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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th Most Secular: 13th Most Cultured: 13th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.094 billion Woolitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,863 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,031 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and in a baffling press conference WooShell proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 1,197th in the world and 23rd in Forest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 99.9 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Secular: 13thMost Cultured: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdHealthiest Citizens: 35thLargest Information Technology Sector: 42ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 45thLeast Corrupt Governments: 56thSmartest Citizens: 80thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150thHighest Crime Rates: 204thMost Developed: 242ndMost Pacifist: 244thNicest Citizens: 267thLongest Average Lifespans: 365thHighest Economic Output: 546thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 975thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,197thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,667thHighest Average Incomes: 1,866thMost Efficient Economies: 1,926thMost Inclusive: 2,010thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,862ndBest Weather: 3,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,567thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,988thMost Armed: 13,941st
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, in a baffling press conference WooShell proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.

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