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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th Most Cultured: 12th Most Rebellious Youth: 12th
The Undead Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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WooShell
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Woolitania

Population30.983 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Undead Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.983 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,630 trillion woolians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 310,830 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, Woolitania Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 45,978th in the world and 292nd in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 50 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Cultured: 12thMost Rebellious Youth: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 33rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 39thMost Secular: 84thSmartest Citizens: 84thLargest Information Technology Sector: 100thLeast Corrupt Governments: 128thMost Pacifist: 163rdNicest Citizens: 170thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 227thMost Developed: 228thLongest Average Lifespans: 279thHighest Crime Rates: 334thHighest Economic Output: 378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 501stMost Inclusive: 518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 571stHighest Poor Incomes: 900thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,075thHighest Average Incomes: 1,435thLargest Populations: 1,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,606thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,778thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,953rdBest Weather: 2,319thRudest Citizens: 3,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,974thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,171stMost Stationary: 14,377thMost Influential: 15,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,555th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the news is showing footage of WooShell bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.

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