Largest Publishing Industry: 11th Most Cultured: 14th Most Secular: 17th
The Free Land of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.017 billion Woolitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,585 trillion woolians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,214 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 160,383rd in the world and 826th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.84 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 11thMost Cultured: 14thMost Secular: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 37thHealthiest Citizens: 38thMost Cheerful Citizens: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thMost Scientifically Advanced: 82ndSmartest Citizens: 100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 110thHighest Crime Rates: 153rdMost Developed: 203rdMost Pacifist: 265thNicest Citizens: 286thHighest Poor Incomes: 342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 348thHighest Economic Output: 413thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 474thHighest Average Incomes: 1,094thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,791stMost Efficient Economies: 1,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,299thMost Stationary: 2,538thBest Weather: 3,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,433rdMost Inclusive: 3,771stMost Influential: 7,460thTop
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Most Armed: 9,894thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,367th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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