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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd Most Cultured: 14th Most Secular: 18th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.551 billion Woolitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,397 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,394 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, motels cater primarily to adulterers, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 176,935th in the world and 238th in Forest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rdMost Cultured: 14thMost Secular: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 24thLargest Information Technology Sector: 31stHealthiest Citizens: 38thLeast Corrupt Governments: 39thMost Cheerful Citizens: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 85thSmartest Citizens: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 149thHighest Crime Rates: 184thMost Developed: 221stMost Pacifist: 245thNicest Citizens: 252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 356thHighest Economic Output: 602ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,048thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,185thLargest Populations: 1,689thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,128thBest Weather: 2,157thMost Inclusive: 2,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,604thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,881stTop
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Most Armed: 10,971stMost Efficient Economies: 13,772ndNudest: 15,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,932nd
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Average: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, motels cater primarily to adulterers.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.

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