The Dominion of Wooleystan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.344 billion Wooleystanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth 817 trillion raymondoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,069 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 164,744^th in the world and 7,930^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Hickory Productivity Index.