The Dominion of Wooleystan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tamar with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.357 billion Wooleystanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wooleystanian economy, worth 303 trillion raymondoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,588 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, large areas of Wooleystan are not accessible by the public, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 13,854^th in the world and 333^rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 740.70785928 Days.