The Dominion of Wooleystan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.091 billion Wooleystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wooleystanian economy, worth 582 trillion raymondoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,193 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, there is something rotten in the state of Wooleystan, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 75,058^th in the world and 3,812^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 117,243.33 Standard Monetary Units.