The Dominion of Wooleystan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.359 billion Wooleystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth 941 trillion raymondoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,203 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 7,062^nd in the world and 145^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,071.70700744 Days.