The Dominion of Wooleystan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.83 billion Wooleystanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth 672 trillion raymondoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,856 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and a major religion has been named as Wooleystan's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 130,644^th in the world and 7,273^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.42 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.