The Dominion of Wooleystan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tamara with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.195 billion Wooleystanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wooleystanian economy, worth 449 trillion raymondoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,582 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Wooleystanian Moonshine", and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 59,623^rd in the world and 3,216^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.9 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.