The Dominion of Wooleystan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.538 billion Wooleystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth 868 trillion raymondoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,262 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and diplomatic cables about Her Grand Laziness Tammu have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 7,431^st in the world and 658^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 48.12 Bank.