The Dominion of Wooleystan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tamar with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.979 billion Wooleystanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wooleystanian economy, worth 264 trillion raymondoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,413 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Wooleystanian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 140,734^th in the world and 7,039^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12.88 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.