The Dominion of Wooleystan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.446 billion Wooleystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion raymondoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,763 raymondoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The space program has been reduced to Her Grand Laziness Tammu's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, many aides in Her Grand Laziness Tammu's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 265,966^th in the world and 13,632^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.