The Holy Empire of Wooglishanse is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Vladimir lll with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.142 billion Wooglishanseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The thriving Wooglishansean economy, worth 188 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,894 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,074 per year while the poor average 9,684, a ratio of 25.3 to 1.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Novosibirsk, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wooglishanse's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Wooglishanse is ranked 229,518^th in the world and 330^th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 72.93 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.