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Largest Mining Sector: 16,708thMost Avoided: 16,804thMost Conservative: 18,072nd
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Wooglishanse

Population3.142 billion

CapitalNovosibirsk
LeaderHoly Emperor Vladimir lll
FaithOrthodox Christianity

Currencybaht
Animalporpoise

The Holy Empire of Wooglishanse is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Vladimir lll with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.142 billion Wooglishanseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The thriving Wooglishansean economy, worth 188 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,894 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,074 per year while the poor average 9,684, a ratio of 25.3 to 1.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Novosibirsk, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wooglishanse's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Wooglishanse is ranked 229,518th in the world and 330th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 72.93 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Top
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 16,708thMost Avoided: 16,804thMost Conservative: 18,072ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,534th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wooglishanse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Novosibirsk.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, Holy Emperor Vladimir lll often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Wooglishanse changed its national capital to "Novosibirsk", its faith to "Orthodox Christianity", and its leader to "Holy Emperor Vladimir lll".
  • : Wooglishanse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Wooglishanse's new capital.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooglishanse, Holy Emperor Vladimir lll has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.

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