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Most Valuable International Artwork: 321stRudest Citizens: 2,740thMost Armed: 3,328th
The Remnant Flight Colony of
New York Times Democracy
Well, These Things Happen
Captain Barry
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Woods Is Back

Population4.195 billion

CapitalVista Station
LeaderCaptain Barry


The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Barry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.195 billion Mandalorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vista Station. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mandalorian economy, worth 678 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,676 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woods Is Back's national animal is the Womprat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Woods Is Back is ranked 166,635th in the world and 54th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Avoided, scoring 1.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 321stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,740thMost Armed: 3,328thLargest Retail Industry: 5,159thMost Influential: 5,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,088thMost Efficient Economies: 6,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,834thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,202ndSmartest Citizens: 8,748thMost Developed: 8,752ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,511thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,006thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,305thSafest: 10,346thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,014thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,179thLargest Governments: 12,208thMost Devout: 12,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,542ndMost Politically Free: 14,926thLowest Crime Rates: 16,760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,412thMost Cultured: 17,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,801st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

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