The Free Land of Woodland Greenmen is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.514 billion Woodland Greenmenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodland Greenmenian economy, worth 960 trillion pans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,798 pans, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Woodland Greenmen's mid-life crisis, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodland Greenmen's national animal is the centaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nature Paganism.

Woodland Greenmen is ranked 37,875^th in the world and 357^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.27 law-abiding acts per hour.