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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,688thMost Secular: 5,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,766th
The Revolutionary Candy Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Pure Imagination.
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Wonkaville

Population10.197 billion

CapitalVolfsburg
LeaderVeruca Salt
FaithHigh-Fructose Corn Syrupcism

CurrencyRoob
AnimalOompa-Loompa

The Revolutionary Candy Republic of Wonkaville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Veruca Salt with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 10.197 billion Wonkavilleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volfsburg. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wonkavillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion Roobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 132,202 Roobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Oompa-Loompas for their most menial jobs, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wonkaville's national animal is the Oompa-Loompa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is High-Fructose Corn Syrupcism.

Wonkaville is ranked 35,781st in the world and 31st in Nations of the Planet Toylin for Most Stationary, with 1,267.35361250428 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,688thMost Secular: 5,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,766thNudest: 11,477thLargest Retail Industry: 12,378thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,319thLargest Mining Sector: 17,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,354thHighest Economic Output: 20,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,871stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,874thMost Developed: 23,118thMost Pacifist: 25,234thMost Efficient Economies: 25,614thMost Influential: 26,443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 27,310th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wonkaville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Wonkaville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Wonkaville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Wonkaville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Wonkaville, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Wonkaville, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Wonkaville, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Wonkaville, companies are turning to trained Oompa-Loompas for their most menial jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wonkaville, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Wonkaville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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