The Kingdom of Womblen 512 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.462 billion Womblen 512ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Womblen 512ian economy, worth 428 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 40,993 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,566 per year while the poor average 8,871, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation is compulsory, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womblen 512's national animal is the bison.

Womblen 512 is ranked 264,170^th in the world and 1,245^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.58 law-abiding acts per hour.