The Kingdom of Womble 544 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.534 billion Womble 544ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Womble 544ian economy, worth 449 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,671 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 544's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 544 is ranked 252,374^th in the world and 752^nd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.92 law-abiding acts per hour.