The Kingdom of Womble 333 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.585 billion Womble 333ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 333ian economy, worth 494 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,756 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,352 per year while the poor average 2,931, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 333's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 333 is ranked 269,007^th in the world and 2,336^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.