The Kingdom of Womble 2584 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.957 billion Womble 2584ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Womble 2584ian economy, worth 452 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,503 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,498 per year while the poor average 3,165, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2584's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2584 is ranked 271,082^nd in the world and 4,349^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.