The Kingdom of Womble 1423 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.65 billion Womble 1423ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Womble 1423ian economy, worth 420 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,595 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,373 per year while the poor average 8,458, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1423's national animal is the turtle.

Womble 1423 is ranked 260,146^th in the world and 867^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.24 law-abiding acts per hour.