The Kingdom of Womble 1202 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.877 billion Womble 1202ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 1202ian economy, worth 392 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 39,732 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,080 per year while the poor average 2,490, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1202's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 1202 is ranked 269,669^th in the world and 2,964^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.