The Kingdom of Womble 1047 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.802 billion Womble 1047ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 1047ian economy, worth 381 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,964 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,130 per year while the poor average 2,442, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1047's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 1047 is ranked 269,510^th in the world and 2,807^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.