Population | 4.336 billion |
Currency | Brains |
Animal | Bat |
The Holy Brimstone White List of Wolveristan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.336 billion Wolveristanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Wolveristanian economy, worth 473 trillion Brains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,282 Brains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,505 per year while the poor average 13,109, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.
No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and the government has been criticized for giving away Wolveristan's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wolveristan's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Wolveristan is ranked 253,906th in the world and 4th in Deadline Dodgers for Highest Poor Incomes, with 13,109.06 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, the government has been criticized for giving away Wolveristan's territory to anyone who claims it.
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Wolveristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (Wolveristan has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, most citizens in Wolveristan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Wolveristan, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.