The Kingdom of Wollo is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 664 million Wolloans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lalibela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolloan economy, worth 71.9 trillion talaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,286 talaris, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, Max Barry is this year's Miss Wollo, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wollo's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wollo is ranked 77,791^st in the world and 232^nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,704.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.