by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,231stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,286thMost Influential: 4,409th
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Wollo

Population664 million

CapitalLalibela

Currencytalari
Animallion

The Kingdom of Wollo is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 664 million Wolloans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lalibela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolloan economy, worth 71.9 trillion talaris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,286 talaris, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, Max Barry is this year's Miss Wollo, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wollo's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wollo is ranked 77,791st in the world and 232nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,704.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,231stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,286thMost Influential: 4,409thMost Devout: 4,769thMost Armed: 7,366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,413thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,768thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,444thMost Cultured: 12,419thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,718thBest Weather: 17,677thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,168thHighest Food Quality: 20,712thNicest Citizens: 21,485thMost Developed: 22,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,941stMost Patriotic: 25,701st
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Most Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, Max Barry is this year's Miss Wollo.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Wollo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Wollo, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.

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