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Most Efficient Economies: 5,362nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,324th Healthiest Citizens: 8,005th
The Great and Wise Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Wolfiania, S'aakta umåå t's dakt'waa!
Chieftan Kwamåme
Influence
Powerbroker
Co-Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Wolfiania

Population7.291 billion

CapitalAwatana
LeaderChieftan Kwamåme
FaithTerran Blood

CurrencyAwa
AnimalTimber Wolf

The Great and Wise Empire of Wolfiania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chieftan Kwamåme with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.291 billion Wolfianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awatana. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfianian economy, worth 942 trillion Awas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,276 Awas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfiania's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terran Blood.

Wolfiania is ranked 14,473rd in the world and 1st in The Wolfia Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 5,362ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,324thHealthiest Citizens: 8,005thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,840thMost Developed: 10,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,901stSafest: 11,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,790thBest Weather: 14,005thMost Cultured: 14,473rdLargest Governments: 14,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,315thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,609thHighest Economic Output: 15,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,822nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Wolfiania lodged a message on the ASEAN REGION Regional Message Board.
  • : Wolfiania lodged a message on the ASEAN REGION Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfiania, military spending is on the increase.

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