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Highest Crime Rates: 244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 702ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 863rd
The Honorable Reclusive Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We are of the Wolf! Hear us Howl!!
Wolfen neBentar
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Wolfenlandom

Population21.09 billion

CapitalLupine City
LeaderWolfen neBentar
FaithThe Church of La Lupa's Holy Rose

CurrencyBone
AnimalGreen Striped Wolf

The Honorable Reclusive Kingdom of Wolfenlandom is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wolfen neBentar with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.09 billion Wolfenlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupine City. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfenlander economy, worth a remarkable 6,385 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,777 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, concussed Green Striped Wolfball players cannot remember their lineup position, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wolfenlandom's national animal is the Green Striped Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of La Lupa's Holy Rose.

Wolfenlandom is ranked 277,383rd in the world and 208th in Yggdrasil for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -44.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 702ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 863rdHighest Economic Output: 1,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,379thLargest Black Market: 2,754thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,048thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,662ndMost Patriotic: 8,855thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,129th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wolfenlandom applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Wolfenlandom relocated from Lazarus to Yggdrasil.
  • : Wolfenlandom was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Wolfenlandom ceased to exist in Yggdrasil.
  • : Wolfenlandom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfenlandom, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfenlandom, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfenlandom, concussed Green Striped Wolfball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfenlandom, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfenlandom, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.

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