The Queendom of Wolf Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.779 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolf Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,521 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,270 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Wolf Dragonia but at least the trains run on time, builders across Wolf Dragonia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Wolf Dragonia City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wolf Dragonia is ranked 5,121^st in the world and 73^rd in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.94 law-abiding acts per hour.