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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,490th Most Armed: 3,726th Most Authoritarian: 7,028th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Join me you communist scum
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Wolf dogs

Population95 million

CurrencyAnime comics
AnimalIguana

The United States of Wolf dogs is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 95 million Wolf dogsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Education are ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wolf dogsian economy, worth 4.18 trillion Anime comics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,980 Anime comics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, the New Wolf Dogsian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf dogs's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolf dogs is ranked 144,326th in the world and 6,402nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,490thMost Armed: 3,726thMost Authoritarian: 7,028thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,782ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,199thMost Extreme: 16,348th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 392nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Extreme: 682nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, the New Wolf Dogsian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Wolf dogs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, the term "Native Wolf Dogsian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, bungee jumpers frequently go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf dogs, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Wolf dogs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Corrupt Governments.

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