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Most Conservative: 648th Most Authoritarian: 2,057th Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,737th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cars
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Wolf04

Population197 million

Currency299
AnimalWolf

The Kingdom of Wolf04 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 197 million Wolf04ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Wolf04ian economy, worth 4.18 trillion 299s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,193 299s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf04's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wolf04 is ranked 16,250th in the world and 603rd in the South Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 76.97 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Conservative: 648thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,057thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,737thMost Extreme: 5,235thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,007th
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Most Conservative: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 105th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Extreme: 149th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 362nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 603rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wolf04 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Wolf04's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf04, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf04, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf04, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf04, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf04, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Wolf04 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Wolf04 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolf04, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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