by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,242ndMost Influential: 5,652ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,718th
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Population1.579 billion



The Free State of Wojaki is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.579 billion Wojakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringetopia. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wojakian economy, worth 122 trillion Stonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,524 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Wojaki's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Wojaki is ranked 169,530th in the world and 5,899th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 150.5 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,242ndMost Influential: 5,652ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,718thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,031stHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,476thMost Devout: 15,350thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,426thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,735thMost Politically Free: 22,885thRudest Citizens: 23,157th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 354th in the regionMost Politically Free: 373rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 414th in the regionRudest Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Devout: 419th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 475th in the regionMost Influential: 559th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 684th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 733rd in the region

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