Population | 6.523 billion |
Capital | Bucharest |
Leader | King Alexandru |
Faith | Knights Orthodox Crymenathae |
Currency | Phonor Mint |
Animal | Slovak Black Bear |
The Great Filter of WOIwurrung is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Alexandru with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.523 billion Carpathian are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.
The strong Carpathian economy, worth 424 trillion Phonor Mints a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,062 Phonor Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WOIwurrung's national animal is the Slovak Black Bear and its national religion is Knights Orthodox Crymenathae.
WOIwurrung is ranked 136,432nd in the world and 32nd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 229.01865898352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : WOIwurrung's influence in Institute of Cellulose fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : WOIwurrung's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : WOIwurrung lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : WOIwurrung lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : WOIwurrung altered its national flag.
- : WOIwurrung changed its national leader to "King Alexandru".
- : WOIwurrung lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : WOIwurrung published "Proclamation of the Saxon Kingdom of Carpathia and Pannonia" (Factbook: History).
- : WOIwurrung was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in WOIwurrung, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.