The Holy Goldings of Wocu Holdings is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 6.646 billion Wocu Holdings are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bank City. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wocu Holdingsian economy, worth 405 trillion Banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,079 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wocu Holdings's national animal is the Ringworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wocu Holdings is ranked 251,279^th in the world and 58^th in Yuno for Fattest Citizens, with 7.02 Obesity Rate.