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Nudest: 1,758th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,901st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,730th
The Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Woclerhiel

Population139 million

Currencykrona
Animaldove

The Republic of Woclerhiel is a very large, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 139 million Woclerhielians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The powerhouse Woclerhielian economy, worth 12.8 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,026 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,057 per year while the poor average 18,567, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woclerhiel's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woclerhiel is ranked 128,703rd in the world and 48th in Ridgefield for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Nudest: 1,758thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,901stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,730thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 9,272ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,602ndMost Devout: 11,201stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,326th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, increasing numbers of children in Woclerhiel have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Woclerhiel was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Woclerhiel, governments opposing Woclerhiel are beset by rebels.

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