The Queendom of WIZARDRY OF Magic is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.725 billion WIZARDRY OF Magicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming WIZARDRY OF Magician economy, worth 509 trillion GALLEONS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,016 GALLEONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WIZARDRY OF Magic's national animal is the Panda Bears, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WIZARDRY OF Magic is ranked 49,330^th in the world and 110^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 33.78 flags saluted per person per day.