The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.369 billion Wizardonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,674 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 384,299 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Wizardonian schoolchildren, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and Arch-Mage Mario's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 525^th in the world and 7^th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 98.84 on the Human Development Index.