The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.251 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,710 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 374,429 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 635^th in the world and 15^th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.13 Years.