The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.789 billion Wizardonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,598 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 359,554 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and glamping Wizardonians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arcane Magick.

Wizardonia is ranked 263^rd in the world and 7^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.84 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.