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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,406thMost Armed: 5,141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,151st
The Holy Blue Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NationStates
Yodle
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Witzelsucht

Population11.803 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderYodle
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalZombie

The Holy Blue Empire of Witzelsucht is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yodle with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.803 billion Angel of Deaths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dead economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,871 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Witzelsucht's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.

Witzelsucht is ranked 206,974th in the world and 1st in The Graveyard That Has No Big Banks for Highest Drug Use, scoring 30.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,406thMost Armed: 5,141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,151stMost Primitive: 8,374thLargest Black Market: 8,986thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,012thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,954thMost Devout: 11,702ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,722ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,284thHighest Economic Output: 13,341stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,515thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,024thMost Efficient Economies: 20,666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,155thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,945thMost Conservative: 21,951stHighest Average Incomes: 22,635thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,266th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Witzelsucht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Witzelsucht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Witzelsucht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Agricultural Sector, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Witzelsucht, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Witzelsucht, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
  • : Following new legislation in Witzelsucht, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Witzelsucht, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Witzelsucht, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Witzelsucht's influence in The Graveyard That Has No Big Banks rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Witzelsucht, sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need.

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