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Most Secular: 1,533rd Safest: 2,601st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,778th
The Socialist Mountain Hamlets of
Democratic Socialists
So Happy You're Not Here.
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wittebosland

Population2.046 billion

CapitalWitte-Bergstadt
LeaderPM Everett Sonder
FaithScano-Pacoist Atheism

CurrencyKronea
AnimalElk

The Socialist Mountain Hamlets of Wittebosland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Everett Sonder with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.046 billion Witteboslites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Witte-Bergstadt. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Witteboslin economy, worth 246 trillion Kroneas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,281 Kroneas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wittebosland's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scano-Pacoist Atheism.

Wittebosland is ranked 4,862nd in the world and 1st in The Acronic Empire for Most Pacifist, with 148.08 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Secular: 1,533rdTop
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Safest: 2,601stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,491stHealthiest Citizens: 3,691stLowest Crime Rates: 3,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,257thMost Pacifist: 4,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,264thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,390thBest Weather: 5,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,693rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,440thMost Developed: 6,465thNicest Citizens: 6,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,621stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,729thSmartest Citizens: 7,841stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,811thLargest Governments: 9,028thMost Inclusive: 9,270thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,075thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,094th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Wittebosland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Aurelia".
  • : Wittebosland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, the Elk is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Wittebosland, bike rage is all the rage.

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