The Military Junta of Wishper is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Luna with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.506 billion Wishperians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zendar. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wishperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 168,050 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the well-to-do in Lazarus are never on time for important appointments, and decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wishper's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Wishper is ranked 203,292^nd in the world and 6,983^rd in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 15.81 Insults Per Minute.