The Grand Duchy of Wisdommia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic population of 208 million Wisdommians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wisdommian economy, worth 9.32 trillion Cerevas a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,797 Cerevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Wisdommians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wisdommia's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wisdommia is ranked 329,476^th in the world and 16,102^nd in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 0.57 flags saluted per person per day.