The Totally Totalitarian Tyrant of Wirinath is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bland Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.4 billion Wirinathians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Palace. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wirinathian economy, worth 972 trillion wirans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,279 wirans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,026 per year while the poor average 5,282, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Bland Dictator's name on an hourly basis, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, the government is a law unto itself, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wirinath's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Laundering.

Wirinath is ranked 231,721^st in the world and 4,518^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.79 law-abiding acts per hour.