The Holy Green Forest Kingdom of Wireennas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jozzulon II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.421 billion Wireennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wepmore Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wireennasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Clofolings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,470 Clofolings, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, bars are packed at all hours, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime is moderate. Wireennas's national animal is the Forest Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ilevisha.

Wireennas is ranked 332,215^th in the world and 5,757^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 139.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.