by Max Barry

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Largest Mining Sector: 785th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,061st Most Armed: 1,178th
The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of
Corporate Bordello
Tyranny by minorities
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population24.302 billion

LeaderOur Most Beloved and Enlightened Master
FaithThe Dystopian Rite of Free Winquilanism


The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of Winquila is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Our Most Beloved and Enlightened Master with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.302 billion Winquilans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Winquilan economy, worth a remarkable 3,555 trillion Maravedis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,290 Maravedis, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Winquila's national animal is the Ivelina, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dystopian Rite of Free Winquilanism.

Winquila is ranked 116,955th in the world and 70th in Catholic for Most Income Equality, scoring 19.54 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Mining Sector: 785thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,061stMost Armed: 1,178thMost Efficient Economies: 1,406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,567thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,926thHighest Crime Rates: 1,939thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,071stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,394thHighest Economic Output: 2,649thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,251stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,374thLargest Populations: 3,381stLargest Retail Industry: 3,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,093rdFattest Citizens: 4,279thMost Avoided: 4,317thMost Devout: 4,487thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,735thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,994thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,381stTop
Most Cultured: 9,886thLargest Black Market: 11,583rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,010thHighest Average Incomes: 13,303rdNudest: 14,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,188th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Winquila lodged a message on the Catholic Regional Message Board.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Winquila's influence in Catholic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Winquila's influence in Catholic fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Winquila's influence in Catholic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Winquila was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Winquila's influence in Catholic fell from "Squire" to "Page".


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