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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks

Population1.492 billion

LeaderEnmity Knight
Faithneopaganism with anime characteristics

AnimalCommon Toilet Phrog

The ~owo what's this~ of Wink Wonk We Like Stonks is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enmity Knight with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.492 billion Winkies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limn. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wink Wonk We Like Stonksian economy, worth 160 trillion $tonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,652 $tonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Wink Wonk We Like Stonks, artists are pillars of society, and police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wink Wonk We Like Stonks's national animal is the Common Toilet Phrog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is neopaganism with anime characteristics.

Wink Wonk We Like Stonks is ranked 136,830th in the world and 9th in Gay Equality for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 734.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,186thNicest Citizens: 5,403rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,896thMost Pacifist: 6,393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,639thMost Inclusive: 8,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,919thBest Weather: 9,326thHealthiest Citizens: 9,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,519thSafest: 11,237thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,936thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,659thLowest Crime Rates: 14,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,107thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,674thMost Cultured: 17,150thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,812thMost Developed: 18,838thSmartest Citizens: 19,157thMost Secular: 19,189thLargest Governments: 21,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,291st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

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