by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,768th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,894th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,524th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ah, yes, very good
Cranky old people
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Wine-loving Chimps

Population12.277 billion

CapitalChardonnay City


The Federation of Wine-loving Chimps is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 12.277 billion Wine-loving Chimps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay City. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wine-loving Chimp economy, worth a remarkable 2,131 trillion Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,604 Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown. Wine-loving Chimps's national animal is the Chimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wine-loving Chimps is ranked 3,973rd in the world and 7th in The Atheist Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 572.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,768thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,894thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,985thMost Efficient Economies: 3,371stMost Cultured: 3,593rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,992ndSmartest Citizens: 4,887thHighest Economic Output: 5,669thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,835thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,376thMost Stationary: 7,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,318thMost Developed: 7,758thSafest: 7,979thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,203rdMost Inclusive: 10,156thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,288thMost Influential: 11,609thLargest Governments: 12,640thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,119thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,511thMost Secular: 14,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,850thHighest Drug Use: 16,339thLargest Populations: 16,433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,861st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the region

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