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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,912thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,585th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Ah, yes, very good
Cranky old people
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Wine-loving Chimps

Population14.326 billion

CapitalChardonnay City


The Federation of Wine-loving Chimps is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.326 billion Wine-loving Chimps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay City. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wine-loving Chimp economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,889 Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and Caesar's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown. Wine-loving Chimps's national animal is the Chimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wine-loving Chimps is ranked 13,228th in the world and 7th in The Atheist Empire for Most Influential, scoring 3,546 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,912thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,320thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,688thMost Cultured: 3,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,113thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,704thSmartest Citizens: 5,100thHighest Economic Output: 5,738thMost Stationary: 6,411thMost Developed: 6,522ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,331stSafest: 8,384thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,740thHighest Average Incomes: 9,405thMost Efficient Economies: 10,165thTop
Most Inclusive: 11,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,875thMost Influential: 13,228thLargest Governments: 13,300thLargest Populations: 15,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,795thMost Secular: 16,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,059thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,021stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,698thHealthiest Citizens: 20,731st

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