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Largest Black Market: 575th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 872nd Most Conservative: 1,003rd
The Barony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet
STUUURM
Influence
Powerbroker
Gypsy Bard
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Windiria

Population10.234 billion

CapitalWindire City
LeaderSTUUURM
FaithSTUUURM

CurrencyImmigrant
AnimalImmigrant

The Barony of Windiria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by STUUURM with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.234 billion Shady Missionaries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Shady economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Immigrants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,325 Immigrants, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, and distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Shady throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windiria's national animal is the Immigrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is STUUURM.

Windiria is ranked 90,638th in the world and 1st in The Bunny Fire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 311.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 872ndMost Conservative: 1,003rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,419thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,903rdMost Devout: 2,254thMost Efficient Economies: 2,504thLargest Mining Sector: 2,568thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,903rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,040thHighest Economic Output: 5,358thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,197thMost Authoritarian: 6,464thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,186thLargest Retail Industry: 9,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,004thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,151stHealthiest Citizens: 11,155thLargest Governments: 11,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,679thMost Developed: 15,478thMost Extreme: 15,848th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Windiria lodged a message on the Oatland Regional Message Board.
  • : Windiria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Windiria changed its national faith to "STUUURM".
  • : Windiria's influence in The Bunny Fire rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Windiria, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Shady throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Windiria, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
  • : Following new legislation in Windiria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Windiria, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Windiria, a nation-wide cull of Immigrants is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Windiria, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.

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