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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,650thHighest Drug Use: 19,306thBest Weather: 20,060th
The Second Republic of
Democratic Socialists
In the Eternal Windardia may we thrive
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Windardia

Population810 million

CapitalKempten

Currencyruby
Animalwapiti

The Second Republic of Windardia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 810 million Windardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kempten. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Windardian economy, worth 31.9 trillion rubies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 39,438 rubies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windardia's national animal is the wapiti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Windardia is ranked 41,273rd in the world and 18th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring 56.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,650thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 19,306thBest Weather: 20,060thMost Inclusive: 23,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,197thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,670th
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Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Windardia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Windardia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Windardia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
  • : Following new legislation in Windardia, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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