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Most Compassionate Citizens: 260thNicest Citizens: 284thMost Inclusive: 289th
The Communist Royal Beetledom of
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Dung Beetles are best beetles, We clean the world
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Wind Dung Beetle

Population7.706 billion

CapitalAirtown
LeaderSefarina-Stormy Scarabya
FaithAthyism

CurrencyDung Ball
AnimalBat

The Communist Royal Beetledom of Wind Dung Beetle is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sefarina-Stormy Scarabya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.706 billion Dung Beetles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airtown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion Dung Balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,995 Dung Balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, astronomers are flocking to Wind Dung Beetle to take advantage of its clear night skies, and sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wind Dung Beetle's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Wind Dung Beetle is ranked 147,576th in the world and 6th in Lost Planet for Most Stationary, with 172.24341754192 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 260thNicest Citizens: 284thMost Inclusive: 289thMost Pacifist: 417thHighest Food Quality: 422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 493rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 505thBest Weather: 505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 525thMost Developed: 538thSafest: 550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 565thLongest Average Lifespans: 569thHealthiest Citizens: 599thMost Beautiful Environments: 623rdMost Rebellious Youth: 638thLargest Governments: 644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 737thMost Cultured: 807thMost Efficient Economies: 952ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,150thSmartest Citizens: 1,350thLowest Crime Rates: 1,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,605thMost Secular: 2,710thHighest Average Incomes: 2,710thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,910thHighest Economic Output: 9,905thTop
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Nudest: 16,765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,722ndMost Income Equality: 22,324thMost Patriotic: 25,198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,525th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, astronomers are flocking to Wind Dung Beetle to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Wind Dung Beetle, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.

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