The Queen's State of Winchester is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.895 billion Winchesterites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Winchesterian economy, worth 828 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,039 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,411 per year while the poor average 2,634, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and deers are considered a delicacy. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Winchester's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Winchester is ranked 29,739^th in the world and 2^nd in Great Britain and Northern Ireland for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,659.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.